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witchfinders

Clan Name - @@WitchFinders@ <@@WF@>

@@==@ @THEME@ @@==@

  You ask who we are and what we stand for?  We are the Witchfinder Army. 
We find witches and burn them.  We are an ancient clan, who has lost it's
way.  There aren't many witches about anymore, and we can no longer collect
money from the city for each witch we find and remove.  In fact some who
posses magic have joined our ranks.  Nonetheless our mission continues. We
now merely follow orders from our God, Dieter, he tells us who the true
enemy is, and we attack.  Join us.  Destroy the witches.

Equipment ((Note: Might not be implemented yet))
  Our tools are the Bell, Book, and Candle for exorcisms and the Pin is our
weapon. We use an ancient ritual.  A suspect must be prodded with the Pin
and if on any point of the body they feel no pain they are a witch and must
be destroyed.  Firelighters are also common to help burn the horrid
witches.

Actions
  We hate all southerners and, by inference, are standing on the North Pole.
Consequently common epithets tend to have  something to do with calling
the target a southerner or a southern pansy.  We always stick together in
all things large and small.  A proper Witchfinder should cackle when they
do something particularly amusing, it's the social of choice amongst us.  A
true Witchfinder must figure out amusing things to do rather than just
doing the same thing over and over again.  Often amusing things are
dangerous, but so be it, amusing ideas are the surest way to get a
promotion.  Don't take life too seriously, don't worry you'll die. 

((Note to players:  The Witchfinder Army is a little more serious version
of the Witchfinder Army in the book "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry
Prachett, a very funny book we highly recommend, especially to Douglas
Adams fans.  We omitted a few things, like the bit about nipples since it's
in bad taste *grin* If you have read this book and quote interesting bits
it will probably get you added right away and an instant promotion to
sergeant...))


Pkill - We are a Pkill clan!
 
@@==@ @RANKS@ @@==@

  1.  General   (can promote, demote, add, outcast)
  2.  Major     (can promote, demote, add, outcast)
  3.  Captain   (can add, outcast)
  4.  Seargent  (can outcast)
  5.  Private   (starting level)

@@==@ @LEADERS@ @@==@

     DIRKSJ, DAVE


@@==@ @IMMORTAL SPONSOR@ @@==@

     DIETER

To join clan, simply seek the clan and you will be noticed.

@@==@ @CURRENTLY AT WAR WITH@ @@==@

     DARK-KNIGHTS